Jack Daniel’s The Glue Holding This 2020 Shitshow Together Shirt

Anybody who can play a video game can certainly figure out which buttons to push on a washing machine. Don't let him get away with that crap." I mean, I don't think anybody ever taught me how to do laundry but then again what is there to teach? Laundry goes in machine, add soap (with helpful instructions right on the bottle) turn dial on machine until the arrow points at what you want it to do, bingo bango. I'll be goddamned if I know what "permanent press" is; but other than that everything seems to work out fine.

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