Happily Miserable Julian Edelman Barrie Shirt

Here's some technique for any young guns out there. You get a nice lather going with both hands. Turn your arse away from the shower and really get in there and get it nice and clean (common decency dictates using your non dominant hand). Once you've got yourself a nice soapy arse crack, face your arse back towards the shower and rinse using the same hand. Post rinse you take your other hand (still lathered up but arse residue free) and clean your arse cleaning hand. Finally, rinse hands under shower.

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