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I stared at them across the washing machines for a full 10 seconds. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The next time I saw my nieces, who were approaching college age, I said, "Now that you're growing up, there are certain things you need to know about the opposite sex. Hopefully, your parents have had this chat with you already, but if they haven't, there's something you absolutely need to know: guys can do laundry. There is no reason that you should do their laundry for them. If no one has taught your boyfriend by that point in his life, you can teach him how. If his attention wanders, grab him by the earlobe and point his face to where he should be looking. 

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