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Not me, but someone I know split after being married for 4 months. It turns out the guy she was married to was a sex addict and had racked up 20 grands worth of debt from webcam porn and stuff like that. She also found out he had bought tickets to a sex party, and when she confronted him he ran away. They aren't together now, but she has to wait for them to be married for a year to apply for the divorce. Buy it:  Happy Cat Black Craft Ugly Christmas Shirt

He is now 26. Eventually he was able to build his life back up and get a new group of friends and a new career that he loves. We've been dating now for over two years. However, she still stalks him. On our first date she rang him (somehow tracked his number down). He got a new number this year, but recently she has been ringing him again. She even rang me. I have never met her, nor would I want to (I have never hit someone, but I would beat the fuck out of her). Buy it:  Awesome Bravo Alpha Romeo Kilo I Repeat Bravo Alpha Romeo Kilo How Do You Copy Over Shirt

Constantly calling him worthless and putting him down. Forced him to give her at least 70% of his weekly paycheque. Eventually he had enough and left her. That's when the worst part happened. She told everyone he raped her and physically abused her. Which of course caused all their friends at the time to abandon him. During the divorce she got all his savings ($7, 000). In an attempt to get him back she claimed to be "pregnant" but had a miscarriage a week later. This all happened when he was 19.  Buy it:  Premium All Wants For Christmas Is Bier And Tieten Shirt

Obligatory not me, but my partner actually. He got married at 18 to his High School girlfriend. It was really to escape his shitty home life, but he would come to regret it to say the least. Basically this girl was a complete monster. She was blind, which means she didn't work (even though she could). During an argument she stabbed him with a knife. She would physically hit him and call him names.  Buy it:  Hot Wine Lady Classy Sassy And A Bit Smart Assy Shirt

A cousin of mine would have her husband go out all night and sometimes come home late. Sounds pretty cliche, but turns out that he had been banging her sister AND her mom... She found out from her sisters Snapchat story and they eventually got divorced and she is now happily married with Joshua, her ex-husbands brother. Buy it:  Good My Kids Laugh Because They Think I’M Crazy I Laugh Because They Don’T Know It’S Hereditary Shirt

I got separated after 8 months. He was always a little unstable but I had the belief that love could work through anything. But he clearly didn’t, he got into drugs and cheated on me. I tried for months and he just grew colder and more distant. We fought really bad one night and he drove me to my parents house. I said “if you let me get out of this car there is no going back” and he did. And I didn’t look back. Buy it:  Hot Gamer Gaming Computer Geek Worst Nightmare Shirt

As i said, my friend's family weren't actually millionaires, and the best wedding and honeymoon they could afford (yes, they paid for everything) turned out to be not good enough for the groom and his parents. They bitched about wedding hall being not pretty enough, champagne not expencive enough, food not good enough etc. The last drop was the groom throwing a tantrum when it turned out their honeymoon villa on Maldives was standing on the first beach line and NOT DIRECTLY ON THE WATER like he'd wanted, oh the horror. The moment they got back she divorced him. Buy it:  Awesome Celebrate Gustavo Bou’s Late Game-winner By Buying This Shirt

When he proposed to me the second time and I said yes. The thought of getting married made me sick. I was miserable the whole time leading up to it as well as during the wedding. But I had convinced myself I had to do it so my daughter could have a father. Because if I didn't he couldn't stay in the country. I feel guilty over it still since I think he truly did love me but I just couldn't keep up the charade. Three months later it was over. Buy it:  Premium I Don’t Even Have A Pla Shirt

A girl i was friends with in school married a guy and divorced him 3 weeks later, right after coming back from their honeymoon in Maldives. It turned out that his plan was to marry a rich Moscow girl (they weren't millionaires or anything, but living in Moscow is hella expencive compared to small rural Russian towns where the husband came from, so any well-off moscovite is kinda rich in comparison to most of population) and chill for the rest of his life.  Buy it:  Pretty Golf My Retirement Plan Is On Course Vintage Shirt

Honestly, before we got married. I was so young and naive, I was sure I could help her overcome mental health issues with love. Seriously had no idea what I was getting into, was a huge eye opener of reality. I had a huge gut feeling I was wrong about being with her, but my pride got in the way too. Lust was probably the biggest role honestly, would have been divorced sooner otherwise. Buy it:  Good Make MTN Dew Baja Blast Available In Stores All The Time Shirt

I knew her for a little over a year but she seemed like an okay girl, once we married in the registry office she changed. In the beginning she said she does not want anything except my love and care, after the marriage that changed and demanded I buy her all sort of expensive things, which I didn't and she threw a tantrum to everyone. 1 day before the big wedding I said I don't want to marry her and canceled it, funny thing was the wedding was on the 4.2 and I had to tell everyone on the 4.1 that the wedding is not happening. Buy it:  Perfect I Can'T Hear You I'M Gaming Shirt Gaming Headset Shirt

I got married in 1987 to a girl whom I really only dated about 4 weeks over the course of a few months. It was a long distance relationship. The honeymoon period lasted maybe a month and then things started to go downhill from there. There were signs, but being young and bull headed no one was going to tell me anything. I thought I could fix everything. The reality was the marriage was doomed from the start. I was young and nieve. I was thinking with the wrong head. Next thing she was coming home late, and eventually not coming home at all. Buy it:  Nice Never Underestimate An Old Man Who Is Also A Samurai Shirt

Anyway, we eventually get to talking about it, and she tells me that she feels no obligation to take care of her health, her body, or her looks now that she’s married since she “isn’t trying to impress anyone”. I begrudgingly moved on at the time, weary of what was to come. By 6 months she had gained probably 40 pounds. By 8 months she was at about 60. She started getting drunk a lot more often so those alcohol calories really packed on mass. She never wanted to discuss any of it though. Buy it:  Original America Needs Public Health Shirt

About 2 months into my marriage, I noticed that my wife was quickly getting plump and thick. Now I didn’t marry her for her looks, but while we are young I thought we would both remain relatively healthy, if not for any other reason, so that we could continue traveling and exploring the world with ease. Buy it:  Funny Georgia For Biden Harris Peach 2020 Shirt

It happened to a good friend of mine. She came out to her unsupportive family, and started dating a girl with a kid. They got married after dating 5 years. Five months later, her wife tells her she's pregnant. Turns out, new wife is a meth addict who relapsed and had been sleeping with her drug dealer to get high. They were officially divorced 8 months after the wedding. Buy it:  Good Merry Christmas Happy New Year Text Art Shirt

Before I got married. I was lonely and valued myself about as much as a grain of sand. So, when someone showed me affection, I took advantage of it. I had a saltine cracker, but it was a 5-course meal at the time. Unfortunately, that saltine cracker tried to change me to what she wanted by use of emotional manipulation and gaslighting. My divorce was one of the best things thst happened to me. Buy it:  Premium President Joe Biden Inauguration Day january 20th 2021 Shirt

Within 6 months of marrying . Married my H S sweetheart- reconnected after not seeing him for 15 years, got married, then pregnant within 6 months and he says he wasn’t going to bring home a paycheck any longer. I was pregnant with my 2nd son 6 months after that, divorced with a 1&2 year old, now my sons are 26&27 and he never supported them. Buy it:  Original Pretending It’s Still Baseball Season Shirt

My brothers now ex-fiancé was planning on marrying and divorcing him after the wedding because of the embarrassment of calling the entire show off. Thank god he found out she was cheating beforehand. Her family was poor so my parents were footing the bill for flowers and a few other things. 5,000$ in deposits down the drain just for fucking flowers. What kind of psychopath picks an expensive wedding venue and flowers knowing they have no intentions of staying married. Not only that her family was practically going into debt to afford her lavish requests. Buy it: Hot Anta The Roling Stones Playing Music Merry Christmas 2020 Shirt

My wife and I had had problems before our marriage and it continued afterwards. It would get better and then worse in a cycle, usually my fault, got better with anti depressants but not perfect. We eventually grew apart and she found out she doesn't even like being in a relationship with a man. It's been about 2.5 years and we're splitting up, just waiting for her to have enough money to move out. We still love each other on some level and want to remain friends, so we'll see how it all turns out Buy it:  Pretty Biden Harris Finish 2020 Election Shirt

My cousin got divorced after 1.5 year. We all saw it coming. Not only were they a total mismatch but she got pregnant on purpose to make sure he stays with her. She openly admitted that. The divorce was smooth but the battle over the custody was long and nasty. Probably because she fell in love again and moved to another country leaving her 1 year old daughter with the grandma. Buy it:  Funny Xmas Dance Like Frosty Santa Rudolph Love Jesus Shirt